chaos theory

Okay, had issues with posting yesterday, so today you get the first TWO of my "Advent Ficlets for the Flist" ficlets. Whee! They're both Snarry, and they're both stupidly rated like G minor even though the prompts screamed for porn.

If anyone finds a cheap porn-button, I'd love to get one for Christmas. Actually, *g* the cheaper, the better.

K, here we go.

( Day 2—Definitely There, Snarry, PG )

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( Day 3—No Complaints, Snarry, PG )

I should be studying for Torts or at LEAST working on alisanne's fic, but hey, I LIKE pretending I have nothing important to do!

So if you like Good Omens, go look at this seriously cute PG Crowley art! And comment if you like it! Because there aren't many comments (at least not yet), it only takes a second to look at a picture, and it really is adorable! It made me grin.

Also, dacro posted a hilarious youtube video spoof of Goblet of Fire. From now on, whenever I'm annoyed with someone I'm going to tell them I liked them better when they were Richard Harris!

Okay, so. Confession time. I've been a bad reader/commenter lately. Of course, I've had my head buried in my own fic, but that's no excuse. So, starting now, I'm going to try my hardest to rec something(s) every single day.

Today I read a fic that just... Okay. Wait. First of all, I read several fics today, and enjoyed them all muchly. But this one particular fic really sparked something inside of me. It was everything I love about Snarry. The witty snark, the sort of adorably bumbling Harry, completely abused by life but still maintaining his stiff upper lip Snape... gah, it was just fantastic. It was hilarious and sweet and hot and perfect.

I encourage everyone to rush over to snarry_holidays and read Monkey Business.

Caution: You might want to massage your grinning muscles before you go over there. Get them good and ready to grin HARD for however long it will take you to read an 8k+ fic. Because you will. :D From start to finish, you will grin like a devil, if you're anything like me.

Now. Go!

Title: A Good Teacher
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Written for dracoharry100's Christmas challenge prompt: Snowflake, and for slythindor100's special Holiday challenge #3: Floating candles.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta: eeyore9990
Authors Notes: Watch for fluff *hands out floss*

( A Good teacher )

I have an Etsy shop! There's just cards up there now, but I'll be adding other stuff later.

kendermaus asked for Neville/Draco, herbology tutoring

( UST, anyone? )

I got one of the commissions I won in the LiveLongNMarry auction! It's by the wonderful rezokudan, and she bravely attempted Snarry for me! It's called Snowflake:

Here (sorry, link takes you to Live Journal since I don't know how to put up photos here!)

And in the spirit of Snarry,(and a snappy segue) if you'd like a cheesy, schmoopy Snarry holiday card, my sign up post is here.

Hello and welcome to today's issue of  snapenews. Thank you all for your continuing support and useful links! Feel free to comment (either below or at snapenews@gmail.com) and let us know how we're doing!

NEWS

hds_beltane has a mod post announcing the third annual Harry / Draco / Severus fic and art exchange

COMMUNITIES 

snapedom  announces an informal Yule Party

DISCUSSION/META 

oryx_leucoryx  asks How much would you have been willing to forgive Severus Snape?

CHALLENGES/CONTESTS 

snapedom  has announced the December Challenge: Severus and Harry Potter

NEWSLETTERS/REC LISTS/ARCHIVE UPDATES

The  sshp_prophet  for November 30-December 3 is posted here

TODAY IN FIC

Gen 

hobgoblinn  has posted Chapter 11 of In Loco Parentis (Severus; PG-13)

Slash

No Place for the Living by anon in  snapelyholidays  (NC-17; Snape/Sirius; Warnings: Dub-con, bondage)

EDITOR'S CHOICE

Battle Not with Monsters by anon in  snapelyholidays  (PG-13; Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Abraxas Malfoy) - an intriguing brief look at Lucius and Abraxas Malfoy and their relationship with a newly marked Severus Snape

DISCLAIMERS The warnings listed here are those given by the artist/author/poet. Please pay attention to all ratings and warnings when following links.

We aim to bring you the latest Snape-centric items in the fandom but some might slip through the net! You can help to ensure this doesn't happen by sending us links via email to snapenews@gmail.com. There are submission guildelines in the  snapenews  user profile, but for the 'Today in' sections we just require the basic title/creator/rating/warnings/link info</u>

Canon Compliancy: OotP
Warnings: Het! Also, characters ineptly expressing gender confusion
Summary: Harry thinks Malfoy is a lot more fun as a girl.
Notes: This is a continuation of Backsplash. I plan at least one more story in this series, and I may integrate them into a single story (or two stories) when I decide I'm done with it. Thanks to calanthe for Britpick, beta work, and asking for more of Backsplash.


( Rebound )

Title: Sleigh Ride
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 100
Warning: Slightly cracky, bottom!Snape
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles, Dec 03 prompt. Much love to gryffindorj for all your help.

( Sleigh Ride )

Title: Winter Wonderland
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for snupin100's challenge #185: Winter wonderland, and for adventdrabbles prompt03: Sleigh Ride
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: eeyore9990
Authors Notes: Yay, fluff.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Winter Wonderland )

See that cute comic? If you click on it, it'll take you to the sign ups for the drapery_snarco fest thinger that'll be going on here on IJ in February. Whee! They are taking 31 Authors and 31 Artists, so go grab a prompt!! HURRY OMG NOW, GO GO GO!!!

You know you wanna.

:D

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Also, for the drabble prompts I offered the other day, I neglected to say something. I will write in a multitude of fandoms, so if you feel like you want something BESIDES HP? Request it. The most I can do is go "Huh?" :P Fandoms I'm familiar enough with to write fic include: HP, Die Hard 4, Heroes, House, Blades of Glory, Tin Man, uhh... some others, just ask. Fandoms I don't know anything about really, but can wing it: QAF.

One Shots
[x] Anon: Blue Moon [NC-17]
[x] Anon: Coming back [NC-17]
[x] Anon: Crush [NC-17]
[x] Anon: Deconstruction: A Writer's Tale [PG-13]
[x] Anon: Everybody knows [NC-17]
[x] Anon: If you ask me why [NC-17]
[x] Anon: Monkey business [NC-17]
[x] Anon: The Day Severus Snape Woke Up In Hell and Spent Seven Minutes in Heaven Before Life Interrupted [PG-13]
[x] Anon: To perish twice [NC-17]
[x] Anon: Where the heart is [NC-17]
[x] k8matty: In Sickness and in Health [NC-17]
[x] paperbacked: Reading In Bed [PG-13]

Works In Progress
[x] amejisuto: A wing and a prayer is up to Chapter 6 [R] HP/SS/DM
[x] atypicalsnowman: Pains and Contradictions Ch. 15, part one [R - NC17]
[x] atypicalsnowman: Pains and Contradictions Ch. 15, part two [R - NC17]
[x] mk_malfoy: To Live Again is up to part XLI [NC-17]
[x] starcrossdkayla: Nights of Gethsemane is now up to Chapter 46 [NC-17]

Drabbles And Ficlets
[x] alisanne: Best Flavour [PG]
[x] alisanne: Entertaining Idea [R]
[x] alisanne: Frivolous Activity [G]
[x] alisanne: Miracle [PG]
[x] angela-snape: The other Christmas Carol [PG]
[x] closetd0rk: What Little Girls Are Made Of [PG]
[x] darth-elleth: Just Right [PG]
[x] drachenmina: Invasion [G]
[x] lesyeuxverts: Christmas Compromises [PG-13]
[x] lesyeuxverts: The Most Forgiving Light [PG-13]
[x] lesyeuxverts: This Christmas [PG-13]
[x] lilyseyes: A Home [PG]
[x] lilyseyes: Scrooge [PG]
[x] lilyseyes: Whispers [PG]
[x] softly_sweetly: Sunday lunch [NC-17]
[x] thesewarmstars: Plausible deniability [PG]
[x] torino10154: A Christmas Carol [R] Fred/George
[x] torino10154: Spoiled [G]
[x] torino10154: The Greatest Gift [PG]
[x] unbroken-halo: Seasons Greetings [PG] Bill/Neville
[x] winoniel: Ambiance and Aroma [PG]

Art And Icons
[x] Anon: The rock collection [PG-13]
[x] jojo_meow: Before the kiss [PG-13]
[x] tripperfunster: Two pieces of Snarry art [PG]
[x] twilightsorcery: The love seat [PG]

Vids
[x] littleblackbow: Through the snowflakes [PG]

Miscellaneous
[x] brownmonkey: is looking for stories where Harry is still a student and pregnant
[x] mrstimberlake05: is looking for Snape father figure stories with a relationship developing later
[x] potionssnitches: Weekend update for Nov 29
[x] snarry_reader: Update: Stories, reviews and Art added to the Master Lists during November 2008

This Newsletter
[x] Send your Snape/Harry news to sshp.prophet@gmail.com!

Jetzt wo meine Konzertvids endlich hochgeladen sind und statt mal endlich was für die Uni zu machen gibts jetzt den ( Farin Urlaub Racing Team Konzertbericht aus Frankfurt! )

Ganked from majmunka--such fun! I just had to ignore the html thing and save the mosaic itself as a jpg, though, because it kept blanking some out.( Read more... )

My current long-term astrological influences are so DEAD ON right now. (Mostly I'm looking at what Pluto's doing in my chart, squaring my sun and trining Venus.) I should look at this stuff more often.

You have a fear of not being in full control, and will usually try to create a relationship context where you feel in command of the situation. While giving an impression of great self-control and balance, you often hide the evidence of inner turmoil, which can erupt as over-reactions to trivial, unimportant events in your life, or be forcefully released when someone 'presses your buttons' evoking a response.

Wow, wow, wow. That's been SO ME over the past couple of years. I thought it was just some part of me that had always been there, but looking back, it hasn't. To be honest, I won't feel sorry when Pluto and my sun get their shit together and stop squaring.

It says I should inwardly redirect Pluto's abrasive energy though, and I have no freakin' clue how to do that.

Happy Birthday yesterday to

harryno1fan

And Happy Birthday today to

roelliej

Many happy returns, both of you! ♥

Title: Framed
Author: alisanne
Prompt: Written for harryron100's prompt: Wind
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/Kinda disgusting?
A/N: Harry has a plan.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Framed )

Title: Metamorphosis
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: ~170
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack, implied gender-bending
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR.
A/N: Written for alternateyou who prompted me with "Harry/Draco, limitless opportunities." I hope you enjoy it. Thanks gryffindorj for all your help. *kiss*

( Metamorphosis )

Judging by the amount of comments on various journals I've seen lately, it seems I'm not the only one who is sick and tired of Doormat!Hermione. I'm finding it all rather depressing. But anyway, somilgiana's The Silvering Divide has restored my faith somewhat. It's a wonderful story and is now complete on OWL

The Silvering Divide

Title: Walk Together
Author: celandineb
Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: hard R
Warnings: Er, shamefully it's not really that kinky... frottage, I guess.
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas Extravaganza 2008
Word Count: 3401
Summary: Harry decides to walk one day... a small decision that changes much.
Author's notes: emiime asked for Percy/Harry, kissing, champagne, and a romantic tone.

( Walk Together )